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zeldathemes
I'm a high functioning sociopath in a blue TARDIS who's not a Muggle but a Demigod Jedi. I love second breakfasts and have them with Merlin while Living Long and Prospering. Loki is my husband but I love you if you understood all those references.

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Kaya Scodelario for Marie Claire UK, April 2014

Kaya Scodelario for Marie Claire UK, April 2014

Scarlett Johansson | Glamour US, May 2014

Don’t bend; don’t water it down; don’t try to make it logical; don’t edit your own soul according to the fashion. Rather, follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly.
Franz Kafka (via psych-facts)

"He’ll be famous — a legend — I wouldn’t be surprised if today was known as Harry Potter day in the future — there will be books written about Harry — every child in our world will know his name!"

anonymous asked you: harry potter or the hunger games?

jaclcfrost:

instead of making jokes or rude comments about someone’s weight you can

  • not do that

mydrunkkitchen:

Dear Future Kids of Mine, Sorry for all the cuddles and kisses and baby talk but OH MY GOODNESS I ALREADY LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 

coruscantcannibal:

lntelligent:

heckannoying:

Me starting a rebellion at my school

all you did is ruin some janitor’s afternoon because they have to scrub your stupid fandom crap off the walls i swear you people need to control yourselves 

The juxtaposition of these two urls makes the comments that much more satisfying

coruscantcannibal:

lntelligent:

heckannoying:

Me starting a rebellion at my school

all you did is ruin some janitor’s afternoon because they have to scrub your stupid fandom crap off the walls i swear you people need to control yourselves 

The juxtaposition of these two urls makes the comments that much more satisfying

theotherhalfofthebrain:

lokislysander:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

S.H.I.E.L.D.’s public relations department decides to take nice photos of the Avengers so that they can send them to the media whenever the team goes public. They somehow manage to convince Thor to put on normal clothes and get through the photoshoots pretty quickly.

Except Tony wouldn’t stop preening and duck facing. They eventually gave up and used the “best” one. To this day, Tony still gets the stink eye from the head of PR.

I also accept this headcanon

Accepted

thistimeitsuptoyou:

We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….

This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl.